I've managed to get a few of those dreaded traveling things out of the way sooner then I expected, happy face! One would be the squatting toilet. I'd like to thank my many years of pit parties for the ability to do that anywhere, go griffins! The next is spider on face. Funny thing is it was while I was using the squat toilet. The lower body massacre. Covered in bites and cuts either itchy or burning from salt water it's actually a "it just got real" feeling. I'm officially not in the tundra anymore. My first "protein packed" street vendor. This would be full of fried maggots (mom, please inform Bev i'm not hungry enough yet) grasshoppers, crickets and other things i barely saw because i ran by squealing. Finally, there's what will be known as Thai Eye. This is when a chili flake has lodged itself in your throat and when you cough, instead of going down it goes up into your eye creating the sensation close to what I'd expect been pepper sprayed is like. Thank god that's over.
My freckles are showing up more prominently everyday and as my girl Kay says, a girl without freckles is like a night without stars. Amen sister. However, everything below my collarbone remains freakishly white and I look ridiculous. A secluded beach needs to be found so I can even it out, or if I'm the guy we saw the other day I might as well just sit naked wherever I want, but then maybe Chels would have some pictures to blackmail me with.
Fun fact: Corn Mcpie? McDonalds. Corn Sunday? KFC. Welcome to Thailand.
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