Do you know the mushroom man?

Okay, this guy takes the cake of Wankers I've met on this trip...well he was on the trip really.

Alun and I are sitting on our deck and this totally mangled character with a glow paint phoenix covering his face is making his way up the road. "do you know where the dirt road is?" believe me it was barely a sentence but that's what he meant. Well, they are all dirt roads and you are currently on one. "do you speak English? Can I come up? Will you be my friends?" oh brother, yup! Get on up here. This guy entertained us for about an hour, mainly because his opening sentence upon climbing onto out porch from the side that had no stairs was "I passed out in Bangkok and got my dick tattooed, want to see?" and he is laughing hysterically and I'm looking for the nearest exit. What an opening line. He settles down a bit and we get to chatting. He is absolutely ripped on mushrooms and is in fits of giggles, talking like a little Thai lady (everything was 50 baht, followed by convulsive laughter) apparently everyone is laughing at him (no one is around) and why is that girl getting naked? Well, that's a tree, so I'm not sure.

 He starts to wonder why we look so somber and Alun explains the cell phone debacle. He processes it a moment and with such an honest face he says, "I got my dick tattooed, but that's better!" ha! What a joker. Next he shows us another tattoo of his friends name, his friend got one of his and remarks, "same needle! Same AIDS!" oh my lord, he's not going to make it. I must admit he really lifted the mood, I've never met anyone so cranked,I hope he made it home.

Fun Fact: this is already the most ridiculous party I've ever been too, and it hasn't even started yet. No matter your party style, you got it!