Put your hands in the air if you hate lemongrass!

Do me a favor and don't show up in my curry ever again. You gross me out. I've arrived in Nha Trang! It's like flippin Vegas up in this beach town, but I think I'll actually enjoy it this time. There's tons of people around and distracting neon lights to keep me going for hours, and lots of alleys! I love getting lost. I'm also changing hotels tomorrow because a cyclo (worse than a tuk tuk)dropped me off at a place with Japanese style doors. Yu can hear EVERYTHING, and there is a shared bathroom, which I'm right beside but the light shines straight through the paper walls. Mama Mia I was too tired to argue, can you tell I'm burning out and thinking about different things? Like rugby players. I've come to the conclusion that all Asian women can do the splits. I had the honor of watching Asia's version of dancing with the stars, circa 2009, on the bus ride over here. I opted against the sleeper bus because last time I took one of those the right side of the windshield was spidered to all hell and I keep waking up airborn, not as fun as it sounds... Yes it was. Anyway, side tracked, pretty lights,...oh yes the splits. So all these random celebrities, young, old, skinny, thick, whatever can randomly pull out the splits during their dance! I couldn't believe it. Once again, a self hating caucasion. Can you change your race like you can change your name? In that case I want to be Kimora Lee... Currently having a cup of Vietnamese coffee, which is never hot enough, and will have a fun filled update for you soon. Fun fact: Turducken's are real. I've seen them.